I don't talk to any of mine, but I do hum to myself sometimes and say 'F*CK' quite a bit, under my breath at the antics of some car drivers. I said it a few times last June when a plumb stone hit me square in the face on my way home from our Weymouth veterans parade. Ron
Yes, I confess I talk to my "old girl" now and then, even after having to give her a good kick to get her started. But I do also talk to my motorcycles.