Ok, Shaun, what about this?
The YSO were to perform in a concert in Barnsley. The second trombonist from Ingrow was hoping to meet his newly found friend, a harpist from Mill Hey, whom he had met at earlier rehearsals.
He turned up at the pre-concert rehearsal, scanning the gathered throng but couldn't see his mate.
Turning to the first trombonist, he asked "Wheear's t'arpist?"

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Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1952-60

Current location (optional) Lincoln

The Haworth Silver Prize band were returning home from their victory but their charabang broke down and they arrived in the village at 2-30 in the morning. It was customary for the winning band to play ' Hail. the conquering hero comes' on their return to their home base but they did not wish to wake the village - so they took their boots off!

Q. "Wheear's t'arpist?"
A. "Up ageean t'back wall"

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1958-65

Current location (optional) Dudley