Sorry to rain on the parade but I suspect these have all been seen on the earlier thread "Yorkshire Humour" originally posted by Terry in 2006 and last posted by John Felvus on 19 Jan this year. Lots more on there too.

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1958-65

Current location (optional) Leeds

The memory goes second.

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 55-60

Current location (optional) Harrogate

Ok, Shaun, what about this?
The YSO were to perform in a concert in Barnsley. The second trombonist from Ingrow was hoping to meet his newly found friend, a harpist from Mill Hey, whom he had met at earlier rehearsals.
He turned up at the pre-concert rehearsal, scanning the gathered throng but couldn't see his mate.
Turning to the first trombonist, he asked "Wheear's t'arpist?"

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Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1952-60

Current location (optional) Lincoln

The Haworth Silver Prize band were returning home from their victory but their charabang broke down and they arrived in the village at 2-30 in the morning. It was customary for the winning band to play ' Hail. the conquering hero comes' on their return to their home base but they did not wish to wake the village - so they took their boots off!

Q. "Wheear's t'arpist?"
A. "Up ageean t'back wall"

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1958-65

Current location (optional) Dudley