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Re: Old Chemistry

JOKE
Element Name:MAN
Symbol: MAN
Atomic Weight:180+/50
Physical Properties:Solid at room temperature,but gets bent out of shape easily.Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.Difficult to find a pure sample.Due to rust,ageing samples and unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get . Also tends to form strong bonds with it.Becomes explosive when mixed with Kid Element:Child- for prolonged period of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage:None known.Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution:In the absence of WO,this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1959-66

Current location (optional) HAWORTH