Ahhh, a list I can truly get "behind".

NOT.

Har har! I saw you eying up Little Richard at the Grammys, Anthony- don't lie!

THAT was Little Richard?? Oh my, is my face red. (I was talking about seamen a little while ago, so I guess the cat's outta the bag, huh?)

In all seriousness, I'll post a list later. And by later, I mean after I've taken my car for an oil change, drank a few beer, watched SportsCentre, etc.

I just hope "oil change" isn't a euphemism or anything....

We'll never know...

Wow. Start a harmless thread and the degenerates really come out of the woodwork. I love it.

01. David Hasselhoff
02. David Hasselhoff
03. David Hasselhoff
04. Lionel Richie
05. Moonbeam
06. Sam Lutfi
07. David Hasselhoff
08. David Hasselhoff
09. Wentworth Miller
10. Adam Levine

Number 5!

I'm honored, netjade!

try a little more work out and you'll overcome one of the hasselhoff brothers sooner than you think...

I may be able to tone my body, but my hair can never reach Hasselhoff heights- that kinky sperm perm has descended from the gods.

That's why most men of the naughties bug me to death. As they say: If you don't do the perm I do dump yr sperm...

in no particular order

1. Chris Isaak
2. D'Angelo
3. Elvis Presley
4. Damon Albarn
5. Dennis Wilson
6. Gram Parsons
7. Chet Baker
8. Dean Martin
9. Kris Kristofferson
10. Jackson Browne

Alright, these are guys I think are pretty decent looking but more importantly people I've tried to emulate in style throughout the years.

Paul McCartney
Beck
Courtney Courtney Taylor
GZA
Perry Como
Sly Stone
Charlie Watts

Oops I put Courtney Courtney Taylor when it should be Courtney Taylor Taylor. Actually I think all of the Dandy Warhols portray a certain sexiness. Peter Holmstrom might actually trump Taylor. Zia McCabe belongs on my women's list too.

In the interest of equal time: Presley, Bowie, Chris Isaak, Charlie Sexton (Arc Angels), Justin Timberlake (the wife insisted I include him), Will Smith, Paul Simonon, Larry Mullen Jr., Kanye West.

Elvis in 1956, McCartney, Bowie, Prince for sure, Mick Jagger of course, not Plant, Marvin Gaye (with a final "e" of course), Iggy Pop, Eddie Cochran, Jeff Buckley, Rufus Wainwright, young Ray Charles

Check out Moonbeam’s secret man-crush here!

My wife Sophie's top 5

Jim Morrison (yes..)
Mick Jagger
David Bowie
Jeff Buckley
and... Tom Waits

Which of these things is not like the other...well unless you are talking about Jim Morrison circa 70-71. I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

Tom Waits in Short Cuts is to die for. OMG.

Girrrrl, Gunther is soooo 2007! I've moved on to bigger and better things, if you know what I mean.

What's wrong with Tino? Why is it all about Gerardo?!? It's 2008 and I'm still afraid of Turtle Teenage Insertions...

There's nothing wrong with Tino- that's exactly the point. He's boy/manlicious!

Sorry, I don't see a Tino song in the AM song poll, do you?!? It's simply a shame, nothing less. Goodnight...

Tino's too good for the AM song poll. His awesomeness is only detectable to a select erudite few.

Have a good night, netjade! Thanks for the laughs!

you know you're always welcome

John

I think my wife was thinking of the young Jim Morrison, before he started to swell around 1970-71

As Brel sang

"Etre une heure, une heure seulement
Etre une heure, une heure, quelquefois
Etre une heure, rien qu'une heure durant
Beau, beau, beau et con à la fois"

(english subtitles made by a French man)



Which Scott Walker translated like this

and about Tom Waits, she was thinking of the Waits in "Down By Law"

For those who don't have time to watch the videos, Walker's translation

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour everyday
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, in a stupid-ass way"

1 Conway Twitty
2 Great Uncle Bulgaria
3 Linda Perry
4 The drummer out of The Bay City Rollers
5 Lance Bass
6 Little Jimmy Osmond
7 GG Allin
8 Mark E Smith
9 Fatman Scoop
10 Missy Elliott

1 Courtney- Courtney Taylor
2 the lead singer of Phantom Planet
3 the lead singer of All American Rejects
4 Fab Moretti
5 Tim Wheeler (from Ash)
6 Kurt Heasley (from Lilys)
7 Marky Mark
8 Patrick Wolf
9 Ill Divo (all of them)
10 Chris Brown

NEIL YOUNG!