Which music publication would be Simon? Which would be Paula and which would be Randy?
Pitchfork is obviously Simon Cowell
Entertainment Weekly would be Paula because they like everything.
AMG would be Randy Jackson because they seem fair and split down the middle.
Simon Cowell would probably fit with Billboard better. Pitchfork is all about indie darlings. Simon Cowell bad-mouths Dylan and Cash and signs acts like Il Divo.
