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Caption Contest!

Caption Contest!

What is that guy thinking at just this moment? OR, just seconds before it happened.

I'll mail a headstock bearing remover tool to the one I think is the most original and funniest.

Keep it clean though. "Holy Shit", Oh F*ck" etc do not count.

Contest ends October 9, 2011 (midnight my time) So Monday morning you'll know.

All you guys who posted under the original heading, please kindly cut and paste here. Thanks. I just wanted to get this on it's own standing.

email (option): britool51@hotmail.com

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Here we see the British Army training for the 1940 Olympic Games 400 metres hurdles. Due to enemy action some of the hurdles had to be improvised.

Jan

email (option): wd.register@gmail.com

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These lightweight bikes are great, just watch out for strong side winds!

email (option): stinkypete80@hotmail.com

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And they told me these drum brakes ar useless!!!

email (option): ianhince@tiscali.co.uk

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This is what can happen if a keen man takes the ministry's advice on avoiding tyre wear too seriously.

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Unfortunately, whilst rubber is preserved, underpants aren't.

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I could have sworn the clutch was on the right!!!

email (option): jamik@westnet.com.au

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Hmmm... is that mud, or manure?

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Old Ian's got the world record for jumping a bike over people. I wonder what the world record is for jumping over motor bikes. I can do one ok.

email (option): wpgarage@xtra.co.nz

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And the reason old riders need titainium kneen joints is !!!

email (option): wpgarage@xtra.co.nz

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I was just standing here and this bike bumped into me.




cheers, Scott

email (option): sd246@sbcglobal.net

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"Sarge should be impressed, he said to park in a manner that will avoid enemy action resulting in theft of chronometric speedometers and pillion seats"

email (option): vinver@ns.sympatico.ca

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Damn, now I have to fill out a safety report, an accident report. To top it off I am going to have to push this thing to motor pool. My life sucks!

email (option): v8zspeed@yahoo.com

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These new Australian army Matchless's take their nationality too literally!

email (option): davmax@ntlworld.com

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Everything that falls off this bike is of the finest British workmanship.

email (option): leonhop3@planet.nl

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Oooooooooooooo, this is going to hurt.

email (option): Jomichael@aol.com

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Hitler has only got one ball,
the other is in the Albert Hall...
Himmler has something similar,
But the DR, has no balls at all.. ...Ian

email (option): ian@wright52.plus.com

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new meaning to The RAF Flying Squad...

email (option): rvanmeel@wanadoo.nl

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Thats blown my chances of joining the white helmets

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i will do a hop skip and a jump the bike will then back on its wheel where as i will sit back on the bike and ride off

email (option): roger.back@node6.com

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Hmmm, "Achtung Mienen", what on earth was that all about?

/Jerry

email (option): jerry.carlsson@sspa.se

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Instruction book for the Projector Infantry Anti Tank.

Section 5.

Under no circumstance should a loaded PIAT be carried on the back of motorcycle, it's believed that vibration could set it off, although it's unknown what the result would be.

email (option): robmiller11@yahoo.co.uk

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"That's one small step for man, one giant leap from an M20 kind."

Caption Contest

Is this the "SHUT DOWN PROCEDURE" as applies to the M20 ?

email (option): glesgaman@tiscali.co.uk

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bloody ethanol!

email (option): jennifer.rowland1@talktalk.net

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Good god private,,,I said it's lively !!!Pull away in second NEXT time !

email (option): John@fieldandrurallife.com

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these things realy do kick back dont they

email (option): jmwyatt@btinternet.com

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Forum member John Harris tries out idea for a disc brake on matchless donor bike first!.... Dave.

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Swan Lake on motorcycles did not catch on..... Though nobody knows why!

email (option): stinkypete80@hotmail.com

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The tests for the "Never-Rip" DR trousers proved inconclusive.

email (option): stinkypete80@hotmail.com

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The new Army method of quickly fixing a puncture was rather awkward to say the least.

email (option): stinkypete80@hotmail.com

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got n himmel the tomys are useing nitros oxide

email (option): jmwyatt@btinternet.com

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A drop cage and a bigger parachute and then we will have cracked it.

email (option): Tinley@btinternet.com

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I should't have had the baked beans for breakfast!!

email (option): jamik@westnet.com.au

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"I should have worn my jockstrap and cup"!!

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40mph..21ft...that meams I'll hit the ground in..OUCH!... .035 seconds.. ...Ian

email (option): ian@wright52.plus.com

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In the run-up to the 1948 London Olympics Matchless motorcycles proved a cost-effective alternative to a row of hurdles

email (option): lee@twowheelstested.co.uk

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Jump the Watchless !!

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Stand by yr beds,,,,coming through,,!!!!!!!!

email (option): John@fieldandrurallife.com

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Dam reme work shops Who the hell fitted remoulds

email (option): John@fieldandrurallife.com

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Now why was it that they nicknamed me Nureyev.

email (option): braunz@paradise.net.nz

Re: Caption Contest! and the winner is.......

"If I can just keep calm, I can still win this"

Rob
email (option): robmiller11@yahoo.co.uk

Many great entries, thanks for the bit of fun.

Rob posted on the original forum post "forum picture"

email (option): britool51@hotmail.com

Re: Caption Contest! Acceptance speech

Thank you, thank you, never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I could win so prestigious a competition.

This is the greatest day of my life

email (option): robmiller11@yahoo.co.uk

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I seem to remember you winning an original BSA factory brick some while ago you lucky B*****d

email (option): ahum@quicknet.nl

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Yes that was the greatest day of my life too

email (option): robmiller11@yahoo.co.uk

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Brick !!! I think Ive just past one !! I'm off to the launderetty

email (option): John@fieldandrurallife.com

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Rob, and there was me thinking the greatest day in your life was joining the MVT Devon area group,

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Colin H
Rob, and there was me thinking the greatest day in your life was joining the MVT Devon area group,


Colin that was a relatively good day, but it hardly compares with winning a headstock bearing removal tool or a brick from the BSA factory.

email (option): robmiller11@yahoo.co.uk

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To own a brick from the BSA factory is close to a religious experience...I kneel in front of mine every day and pray in thanks, facing in the direction of Birmingham..Sadly the factory site has now been cleared and there are no more bricks.. so they will remain forever a rare, but odd, momento.. ..Ian

email (option): ian@wright52.plus.com

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