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Gilbert's Syndrome

Under the headline: ‘Feeling a bit liverish?’ in today’s ‘T2’ Times supplement I read: ‘Nausea, headaches, fatigue and an inability to enjoy a drink may be signs of Gilbert’s Syndrome’.

Memories came flooding-back instantly. Not of the ‘syndrome’ but Gilbert [Swift].

My main problem was that whilst rugby was OK, I preferred running; anywhere, everywhere and distance was no object. His [Gilbert’s] problem was that if you didn’t like rugby then he (and his henchmen Allinson and Wellock) made sure that you would like it, by whatever means it took.

The other problem was that I realised that I did like rugby (brainwashed?) after 6 years at KBGS, but by then it was too late and my efforts in the inter-house and school Cross Country competitions became too difficult and I resorted to the sprints.

Remember the days when Greenhead playing fields were waterlogged (snow was OK as it acted as a cushion) and ‘Plan B’ was implemented? 'PLan B' being a cross-country over Jubilee Tower down into Steeton and back along Skipton Road pursued by Gilbert and the other masters on their bikes. When his first car (a white Ford Anglia) came along, they all plied in and, with GSS driving and the windows open, they drove around at the pace of the slowest runner at the back of the field shouting whatever words of encouragement they felt appropriate.

When you hear of schools of today needing to introduce ‘more physical exercise’ I always think of the days when Gilbert was in charge (and how) and what he would have thought about life at whatever KBGS is called now?

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 59-66

Current location (optional) Embsay

Gilbert Swift's legacy

I know it may be a against the grain but I always liked the disciplinarian aspect of Gilbert Swift. A former military man his devotion to rugby was perfectly suited to KBGS. The fact he took the Keighlians to Yorkshire Cup success and also managed the Keighlians bar next to the old school seemed perfectly fitting.

I once saw him give an off the cuff entertaining speech at Bingley RFC in the stand before a Yorkshire Cup match. He was President of Yorkshire Rugby Union at the time. Quite an honour for a humble PE teacher. I was quite proud he was the PE chief at KBGS. I have met many PE teachers since and they are rather feeble and lacking in character in comparison to steadfast Gilbert. I even enjoyed him referring to non-rugby types as suet puddings and cream puffs for opting for cross country instead. He meant well.

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1961-68

Current location (optional) Bingley

Re: Gilbert Swift's legacy

Some years ago I accompanied my wife to an eye clinic at Aredale Hospital. We were sat waiting when I heard 'Gilbert Swift' called out. Looking round, I saw him a couple of rows behind us, a straight-backed as ever though quite thin and frail. I went to him and shook his hand and said 'You won't rememember me but I am pleased to meet you'. He asked 'Are you a doctor?'. 'No, just visiting', I answered. It occurred to me that he must have considered doctors to have become rather scruffy!

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1954 - 61

Current location (optional) Keighley