The Vomit Pool?
The Helter Skelter (a roller coaster which gives you blisters on your fingers)?
The Pogues' Teeth-Sharpening Hut?
Sid 'n' Nancy's Tunnel of Love?
Com'on, what's wrong with an Uncle Meatball Sandwich from Captain Beefhut's brand... I live lame jokes on juicy buns.daily. AND the sauce gets four-legged, so what... Tears For Pears will be an Ultra-Vegan-Land