For those who haven't heard Townes'Live At The Old Quarter, Houston Texas, here's a joke he tells between two songs
A cop sees a drunk walking down the street.
He says : Hey, Buddy, you're a little loaded, you aught to go get some coffee.
The guy says, Man, I sure am glad I ran into you officer. See, somebody just stole my car.
The cop : Where was the car when you last saw it?
"Right on the end of this key."
The cop looks at the key and says, "Well, go two blocks down to Station House #4 and report it to the desk sergeant."
The guy says, "Thanks, officer. You been a big help. I'm headed that way right now."
The cop looks down at the guys pants and says, "Hey buddy, before you go, you better zip up your fly."
The guy looks down at his pants and says, "Aw man, they got my girl too."
