"Thinks" bubble above bloke in white helmet........"Stap me! That chap has cadmium plated fasteners, by gawd! And I'll wager he has noticed that my bally frame is powder coated; he looks so smug. And I'm sure my legs look spindly in these damn Bombay bloomers........"

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"Bloody hell, I should have learned about the difference between a sidevalve and a flat head before I wagered a pint that my 500 will outsprint a 350!"

I've got 2 bob and a pack of fags on the Matchless!

The Matchless is probably not eligible to race. They never made a hundred the same so it can't possibly be homologated !

Sigh, when are they going to bring out the Honda Superdream, I might stand a chance then, thought white helmet.

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Chap in the white hat is thinking "can we get on, I want to get to the mess whilst there is some scotch left".

Rob

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