What about the Denholme lads, there were a whole pack of them used to travel to all the way to KBGS then Oakbank. One of them, the incomparable Nev Lumbers, claimed to have had intimate relations with a rather sexy bus conductress on a late night service. I remember the said conductress had very large busts and tight black trousers. Funny you never seem to see that kind of bus conductress any more.
Strangely enough, I can recall that salacious story of good old Neville Lumbers and the curvaceous sexy bus conductress. The technical aspects would be true because it took place on the back seat upstairs. Which as some of you will remember had three seats and was possible to stretch out on. That bus conductress was quite a forward individual who was popular with the lads If I remember. I don't suppose there would be many people on those late night Denholme buses as it weaved its way along the country lanes.