What do you call an Australian who can handle a bat ? A vet

What do you call an Australian with a bottle of Champagne in his hand ?? A waiter

What do you call an Australian cricketer with 100 beside his name ?? A bowler

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1950-55

Current location (optional) KEIGHLEY

There's more.........

Q. What do you call an Aussie who can hold a catch?
A. A fisherman


Q. Why can no one drink wine in Australia at the moment?
A. They don't have any openers


Q. What's the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball


Q. What do you call a world class Australian cricketer?
A. Retired


Guy walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for TOTAL humiliation?"

The Madam replies: "$60"

"Wow what do I get for that?" the punter enquires.

"A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket shirt" she replies.

They just had to come.............

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1952-60

Current location (optional) Lincoln

"punter" being a good choice

Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust, bejabers !!

Better dig out your whites and boots Terry !!

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1950-55

Current location (optional) KEIGHLEY

Bejabers Derek, the Irish won !!

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 43-46

Current location (optional) Tasmania

I notice that the cheeky chappies at Ryanair have put the following on their website;
"Visit Ireland, home of Cricket"!

We're doing it again, 129-0, 176 all out!