KBGS Old Boys' Forum

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Jan 6, 2011 - 3:48AM

86.12.81.124

Re: The Ashes

Hey, Pete Carr (The Ashes originator) - that one Tyke (I will call him Brezhnev) did some stuff in only 2 matches and maybe still more to come in this one.

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1952-60

Current location (optional) Lincoln

T Marston

Jan 6, 2011 - 8:45PM

86.12.81.124

Re: The Ashes

It doesn't become the English to gloat in victory but if you paste in the url below and watch, you won't feel so bad if you do.

Just paste in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3bDStlZxeI

But beware - scenes of nudity and some really NAUGHTY WORDS. You have been "warne" d.

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1952-60

Current location (optional) Lincoln

Arthur Seeley

Jan 7, 2011 - 9:07AM

180.190.169.124

Re: The Ashes

We batted well, we bowled well, we fielded well but at the end it was all quite easily done.

DEREK A. NEWISS

Jan 7, 2011 - 5:19PM

89.168.59.216

Re: The Ashes

What do you call an Australian who can handle a bat ? A vet

What do you call an Australian with a bottle of Champagne in his hand ?? A waiter

What do you call an Australian cricketer with 100 beside his name ?? A bowler

Years at KBGS e.g. 1958-1964 (optional) 1950-55

Current location (optional) KEIGHLEY

T Marston

Jan 10, 2011 - 4:10AM

86.12.81.124

Re: The Ashes

There's more.........

Q. What do you call an Aussie who can hold a catch?
A. A fisherman

Q. Why can no one drink wine in Australia at the moment?
A. They don't have any openers

Q. What's the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball

Q. What do you call a world class Australian cricketer?
A. Retired

Guy walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for TOTAL humiliation?"

The Madam replies: "$60"

"Wow what do I get for that?" the punter enquires.

"A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket shirt" she replies.

They just had to come.............