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  April 29, 1947 - September 5, 2020



Update: On Saturday, September 5th, 2020, the founder, administrator, and head moderator of this forum, Valerie S., went Home to be with the Lord.  Her obituary can be found on https://memorials.demarcofuneralhomes.com/valerie-skrzyniak/4321619/index.php.

This posting is dedicated to the forever memory and honor of Valerie, who was the founder of, and the inspiration for, this Web site.  The Web site will continue to operate in Valerie's remembrance, as requested by her family.  God bless!

Dedicated to God  the Father, Son, & Holy Spirit​​​​​​​
1 Thessalonians 4:15-18

   For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.  For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:  Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air and so shall we ever be with the Lord.  Wherefore comfort one another with these words.     

​​​​​​​2 Timothy 4:7-8
For I am already being poured out as a drink offering, and the time of my departure is at hand. I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. Finally, there is laid up for me the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous Judge, will give to me on that Day, and not to me only but also to all who have loved His appearing
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OXYMORON OF THE CENTURY

THINK REALLY LONG ABOUT THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program)/Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps
ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed The Animals." They say that this is because the animals may grow dependent
on handouts and not learn to take care of themselves.

Thus endeth today’s lesson.

Re: OXYMORON OF THE CENTURY

JimH,

That certainly is the "OXYMORON OF THE CENTURY" if I ever heard one.

Thanks for sharing!

For those not aquainted with the word Oxymoron.

Dictionary

OXY means intense or sharp, or means a compound with oxygen in it. (prefix)

1.An example of oxy used as a prefix is in the word "oxymoron," which means a combination of contradictory words such as exact estimate.
2.An example of oxy used as a prefix is in the word "oxygenate" which means to combine or treat with oxygen.


MORON means

1. Informal . a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology . (no longer in technical use; considered offensive) a person of borderline intelligence in a former and discarded classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

Re: OXYMORON OF THE CENTURY

Thank you so much for sharing. This is too funny. definitely oxymorons.