We need a bus for Woy to put him (and us!) out of our misery. A bus for Woy to WOY (Way Out Yonder), end of the line mate, last stop, don't come back. Give your keys to Kenny until we find someone else to take control because you are taking us nowhere. Choose any colour you like, just get out of town.
And so we wake up to another wonderful Monday morning! Most of Merseyside (and Norway!) will be feeling good today. King Kenny has turned things round, we've lost a sulking, spoilt brat to Chelski but things are looking up because we beat 'em again yesterday, and how good it felt too! Fernando is probably checking his bank account and planning his next move.
He was a Red but now's a Blue, Torres, Torres
He made a mess of his debut, Torres, Torres
He missed his chance then got pulled off
The travelling Kop could only scoff
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's doing fine!